everyone bitches about the epilogue to Deathly Hallows and while I’ll admit it is a bit cheesy I have to give a round of goddamn applause to J.K. Rowling for doing that since it basically eliminates most room for fan fiction.
she just ends the series with like “listen up d-bags, this is what happened to all of them. none of them ended up being gay lovers or any of that shit you’re concocting in your weird fucking heads.”